Limericks

  There once was a leprechaun named Claire
She had a great fashion flare.
Claire's friend's name is Lizzie,
Who's rarely busy,
Her house is in the air.

Taylor

There once was a name named Jacob Drake
If you saw him your ankles would brake.
He played basketball,
We would dunk on y'all,
All day he will make you ache.

Timmy

There once was a puppy named Hannah
Her best friend's name was Anna.
She was not fat,
She liked to chat,
She usually wore a bandanna.

Catherine

There once was a girl who liked to swirl
She always wears a pearl.
Her mom was funny,
Her dad was a bunny,
And her wig had many a curl.

Rebecca

There once was a boy named Lance
Who no longer fit into his pants.
He had grown quite fat,
And he behaved like a brat,
So, his parents sent him off to France.

Claire

There once was a blob of gum
If you eat it, you won't say "yum."
Its flavor is cherry,
I wish it were berry,
No wonder it's so dumb!

Justin

There once was a girl named Carrie
She was always hairy.
She liked to sing,
She like the king,
She had a big, funny friend named Jerry.

Kate

There once was a duck named Ned
He slept in a king-sized bed.
He won first prize,
With tears in his eyes,
But I think that it went to his head.

Nick